" I'd like the Fish-n-Chips, please... But could I get fries instead?"

~as overheard at Chips Shop, Bklyn (British restaurant)

Tights are not pants.

~ l. blomster ~

Fishy Fools

http://youtu.be/EK28DsRneGI

this one's Sandy's

don't worry! it just get's bitter

do you see anything wrong here?

YES!

barcode sticker over the warning list!

is this outfit legal?

NYC's "red alert" only means I had beets the night before

Whole Foods @ 7th Ave & 24: maybe they should put the fish counter somewhere else... you really need to be eased into that

Nothing says hatred like marriage equality
(click me)

yarn bomb

if you blindfold your self and shoot an arrow at my calendar you'll likely hit an empty space

these still exist

don't cook when your angry, you'll add too much sugar to counterbalance the acidity on your tongue.

MAKE YOUR OWN GYM

(click me)

broccoli rabe

oxymoron:  high-class hooker

when one door closes, the floor drops out

sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid ~ unkown

who cares what color your parachute is if it never opens

"Champagne for all my real friends and real pain for all my sham friends"  ~ francis bacon

poop stinks