yarn bomb

if you blindfold your self and shoot an arrow at my calendar you'll likely hit an empty space

these still exist

don't cook when your angry, you'll add too much sugar to counterbalance the acidity on your tongue.

MAKE YOUR OWN GYM

(click me)

broccoli rabe

oxymoron:  high-class hooker

when one door closes, the floor drops out

sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid ~ unkown

who cares what color your parachute is if it never opens

"Champagne for all my real friends and real pain for all my sham friends"  ~ francis bacon

poop stinks